Not only is this strip 100% accurate, but I actually came up with the idea for this comic while I was in the shower.
Undeclared Comics
A webcomic about college life by Belal Al-Rawi.
Undeclared Comics
A webcomic about college life by Belal Al-Rawi.
108 thoughts on “My Shower Routine”
Adam
Best comic so far.
Write My Coursework
agreed with you
toasty
nice belly button
Write My Coursework
Agreed this is beautiful 🙂
Zap
52 minute shower?
Really?
Belal
Sometimes I stay in the shower until the hot water runs out.
Zap
Haha, I’ve been there!
I just hope your not depriving others of their own. Nothing worse than a cold shower!
Good comic, good joke too! Good job all over!
Anon
I always stay in the shower until the hot water runs out…
Jen V
lol. Do shower activities for 3 minutes. Wow, the shower activities are such a miniscule part of your shower routine.
Master Bates
I only gets it to 46 min (9+21+13+3).
What happened in the 6 min uncounted for?
Sarah Kicks Zap
It’s actually 46 minutes.
Belal
Nice work Sarah. I’m guessing your a Mathematics Major?
Mara
He read the “21” as 27″ like I did.
Word Cleaver
But not sing “13” as “73”?
Panaorios
I think that is because 73 seems too farfetched.
God
Don’t teach kids to waste water.
Laura
Hey, it’s no worse than leaving the kitchen faucet running constantly just because I don’t want to have to turn the handle every time I want water.
Take THAT, planet!
Dude
Our planet is mostly water. It’ll probably survive.
kp
Yeah.. but we’ve polluted a vast majority of the water.. so it’s very likely that we will run out. There are several documentaries on the issue.
H2O4U
KP, I would like to see the documentaries you are talking about and what year they were actually made. Since the ’50’s when these films you talk about were no doubt produced, the technology in the world has really progressed. The water you talk about is coming from fresh water sources, The Great Lakes, rivers, etc., etc. If you were to take a cruise in the last 20 or so years, the guests in many cases, depending on when the liner was built, were not drinking fresh water that was held in some huge container aboard ship…….they were drinking ocean water. This ocean water was made drinkable by a process call “Reverse Osmosis”, or a more common process referred to as “Desalinization”. Yes originally a very expensive task but today and in the future this process has become, just like many other things, more and more cost effective as technology advances. Now I’m not saying this gives us the right or ability to waste water, all I am saying is that things that need water to survive, due to science, we now have a much greater supply than once believed.
gern
Try FLOW. Only a year or so old. And if it doesn’t make you respect the cheap access we have to clean water in US while simultaneously hating the giant corporations (like Nestle) who prefer to kill people for profits than help them, nothing will.
fauziasaleem
the corporations like nestle and how prefer to kill people for profits
than help and try flow and .
noname
sure our planet is mostly water, but only a small percentage of that water is actually drinkable, and we use that drinkable water to shower with… so the longer showers we take the more water we waste.
Yeaman
True, but water can be made drinkable. Drinkable water may run out, but more can be purified.
noname
it’s not as easy as it may sound… the availability of clean water is a serious global issue, the process of purifying water is highly energy intensive so perhaps instead of wasting and polluting water, maybe we can try to conserve it in the first place
karan
hey!! it’s not so bad as it seems. Air pollution may be. Soon der will be a chemical which can clean dirt in salty water of oceans.
The random one
Actually, with a charcoal filter it is quite a simple process. Also, contrary to what many believe, not as much of the worlds fresh water is polluted and in many cases were there is pollution it is filtered out through the regular processes used by water treatment facilities.
Tiffany
This is such a great webcomic! Keep it up! I love these!
fauziasaleem
the great webcomic and the good job i lik it these you know .
CJM
If you had replaced “singing” with “masturbating” and I would believe this comic to be true.
Peter
You forgot to fap….
Vic Briseno
Just found the comic. It’s pretty awesome! Keep up the good work!
Jony
Nice comic. And Dude, 99% of it is saltwater.
bloberis
Actually, 97% is saltwater.
tj
I like cheese
oldestgenxer
Ha-college was awesome, in the dorms–the hot water lasted FOREVER. You could ponder mysteries, masterbate, sing, and get wrinkly all over.
Conservationalist
You’d think that “water would survive” but that is a totally ignorant statement. Educate yourself. At least? A 10-minute shower at 2.5 gallons per minute is 25 gallons of water used per shower.
This isn’t counting ALL of the water you drink, use to cook, wash other things, brush your teeth, give to your pets. Don’t waste water.
Conservationalist
Also, notice it only takes 3 minutes to get shit done in the shower.
Relaxdude
It’s a comic, relax
Laura
I’ll just start drawing a comic of my neighbor’s horse with your mom.
You know, I might as well throw my neighbor in there too, and Michael Jackson – as he is NOW – because it’s just a comic, so why not? Oh, and let’s have Hitler going at her as well, because in my comic, your mom’s totes hot for Hitler.
steven
your a genius. I was looking for a creative web comic writer. your hired!
Hmmm
I hope you’re a vegetarian because generating meat takes a hell of a lot more water than a relaxing shower. Something about black kettles and name calling.
Actually,
It takes about 8 minutes to shower from head to toe. 3 minutes is enough to warm the water up and get your upper body covered with soap. Do you let your back stack dirt with that 3 minutes?
Composer
comment win
Gary
This was me today. ….it’s like you can see into my future! O>O
StupidKIDS
Read the “Blue Covenant” kids, the thought of a 52 minutes after that would make you feel like a pretty low human being.
ThUgNiFi¢Ent
yo i dont take showas cuz my hair cant be in da water ya dig playboy. a real ass thug like me keeps it real kna mean?
aaangiemon
This is definitely exactly what I do in the shower. In fact, after reading this I posted it to my Tumblr and took a shower.
GRATEFULDEADSUCKS420hahaha
somewhere in africa, jesus weeps
Danieloswald
*jackoff 5minutes
Belal
You, sir, are not the master of your domain.
nikki
ok guys. 1. its just a comic calm the frack down and enjoy it for the funny.
2. salt water can be purified. its a fact its something they teach you to survive if you happen to be stranded some where where there is only salt water to drink. so yeah 99 % of the earths water is salt water but we can still use it. im not saying that is a reason to waste im just saying get off your soap box. and no using a little of the oceans water wont kill the whales. 😛
noname
not to get nit picky, but the thing is… we shouldn’t just rely on the fact that we know salt water can be desalinated, it takes a lot more energy and effort to make salt water drinkable vs. freshwater, it’s kind of scary that people think it’s okay to waste valuable natural resources because they think they can turn to an “easy” alternative source for something like clean water… i don’t think i’m on any kind of soap box, i think people like me are just honestly concerned about the widespread belief that we can wastefully deplete an essential resource because there’s an “easy alternative” to that resource… i dunno, this “take take take” attitude kinda scares me and i wish fewer people had it…
karan
People c save water things more often than this post.let them decide and enjoy the post.
Laura
And while I’m not necessarily frightened by the “lightn up ppl waters evrywere newayz so jus go and fal asleep n da showere lololol” posts, I am terrified that these people can/will/do vote.
Sigh.
Sarah
i agree. i mean, i go for long showers but i conserve water in other ways through the day. i cant stand the idea of wasting water for no reason (at least im using shower water for a reason)
“salt water can be purified. its a fact its something they teach you to survive if you happen to be stranded some where where there is only salt water to drink” <- um, okay. so unless youre going to purify cuploads of water yourself, do you want to drink salt water thats just been scooped up and hastily "purified" in a way a child can do it? because if you want to drink water thats been properly purified and filtered, its not that easy.
Den
first pic killed my day 🙂 may be shower should be cold? just a few seconds and all whese feelings… and words 😉
MIAAAAA
Dats so spensive. But no joking, the technology is really expensive. There are these plants that turn salt water into drinkable water, but only the richest countries can even ponder using this type of solution.
mek
sorry i missed this comic, i was taking a looooooooooooooooooong shower
:P
Aw my shower only allows for 15min of hot water, and the worst is, I mix the 3min up with all the rest so I always end up finishing in cold water 🙁 long showers ftw 😀 and if you’re so worried about wasting water, there are ways to ‘save’ the water you showered in for recycling. For example, re-route the pipe outside that sends it into the drains (if of course that’s the type of shower you have) and use the water to water your garden, or collect it in a tank for future use in the garden or one can try purify it for other uses like washing clothes etc. I might not be too clued up on water recycle methods, but I do know if you worry so much and need to rant about saving the water, then you have the time to put some research into finding ways to recycle the water. I know at home we use the rerooting the pipe to water the garden and we have some pretty green grass 😀
SoylentGreen
I am lucky to live in an apartment building with a huge boiler so after an hour my shower is still just as hot….which is good since it takes me that long just to stroke my monster to satisfaction. 😀
Mike
HAHA!! I forwarded this to my wife so she could see there are others who shower like me!!
dan
looks like two coconuts are hanging on this face ….
Maggy
I must be old. First thing I thought was, “he must live in a residence hall because the water and gas/electric bills would be obnoxious!”
Maggy
Meaning, the bills must be high but his room charges do not fluctuate based on how long his showers take.
wearethesame
Its good to see that someone else is like me. Showers are a time for relaxation and are the only part of my day where I can get away from the world so if I need to spend a straight hour in the shower then I’m going to do so, water conservation be damned. I pay for it, I have a “low use” shower head and system that uses less water than average, and that water is there for me to enjoy. What I’m really surprised at is the fact that people are complaining about saving water and not about the energy it takes to heat up that water for an hour. :D. Were talking, hundreds of dead dinosaurs a day, burning up to just fuel my showers. Oh the luxuries of the first world. I also leave my lights on 24-7, drive a monster suv, and throw beer rings into rivers. Seriously, get over yourself people. Web comics aren’t the place to be preaching. I’m sure that you can fins far more atrocious things to gripe about on the internet.
Corey
this LITERALLY made me really want to take a shower right now.. haha
TomA
I do the same thing EXCEPT the last 3 min are very hurried because I ran out of hot water and I’m trying to get my butt out!
guy who has no privacy
I take two of those a day, everyday.
Tony McGurk
46 minutes??? That’s a lot of hot water to pay for.
Mara
Good for you, but not a good use of earth resources..
David Batterson
Epic! Run out of hot water – Get pissed – Get out – Dry Off! Finish My Useless Day!
mani
This is definitely exactly what I do in the shower. But I do some other things to…:)